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Jesus really loves his Father, God. He loves him despite the fact that his Father has become a dejected, isolated, rude, lazy noodle that despises humanity, his supposed perfect creation. So, he does what any good son would do, and hosts an intervention for his Father in a rec center. The plan is this: send the Almighty Father back to Earth, stripped of his power, in hopes that he rekindles his love for humanity (and becomes less of a dick in the process). A decent plan, except for the fact that the man who architected the plan and convinced Jesus that it was a good idea, the Archangel Gabriel, is a sociopath, albeit a handsome one, that wants God dead and to rule Heaven for his own. The Archangel even hires Satan, a known entity in the world of evil, to kill God once he enters the Earthly domain. It's Revelation, baby. The end times. Just a little different than how the Bible thought it would unravel, though. Customer reviews: "A funny, exciting story. "A Perfect Creation," from start to finish, delivers laughs. This book, while often funny and light, also has depth in its discussion of what being human is. "A Perfect Creation" delivers on all fronts." Amazon.com "Humorous Read, Leaves You Thinking. An easy read that is full of humor! The characters are charming and get ready for a twist. the dialogue often leaves you questioning your relationship with your own version of faith, so despite being light hearted, I left the book with some philosophical musings." Amazon.com
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When nineteen-year-old Eliza enrolls in a UCLA history class—taught by handsome, enigmatic professor Oliver Crowley—she vows to solve the mystery that is her professor, which leads to a terrifying quest full of demons, homunculi, zombie gang bangers, and an obnoxious stepmother. But, can she confront the most frightening creature of all—herself? Eliza and The Alchemist takes readers on a macabre journey from the golden age of film to gang-ridden East Los Angeles, and to the very gates of hell.
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A comedic coming-of-age novel that takes a dark turn into the netherworld of state prison a la Huckleberry Finn in The Belly Of The Beast. Customer reviews "Hard to read, but harder to put down. It is rough, tough, gritty, gross...but gut-wrenchingly honest." Amazon.com "This author is incredibly gifted and presents a stark, surreal, story that is compelling, intriguing, and shocking." Amazon.com "Hilarious, disturbing, but a fun read. You will laugh and feel for these characters but the rawness of language and the poignancy in capturing emotions take the story to a whole new level." Amazon.com "One of the best fiction stories I’ve read. Even despite the rough content, I absolutely loved this book!" Amazon.com "A book that once you read it, you won’t just forget about it, the story will stay punks is available at Amazon
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Billy has won a Billion Euro on the lottery. Determined to stay anonymous, he pays a stranger to claim they won the money. Billy and this stranger cross paths several times with hilarious consequences. Billy just wants to anonymously help a few people and thank a few people. Good deeds should be done with intention not for attention. When Billy’s good deeds inspire others to copy them, nosey reporter Sandra Birch is determined to find out who is responsible. The only clue she has is that the person doing good deeds wears a Mackintosh overcoat. When the lottery ruse is exposed, a photograph emerges of a man with a Mackintosh overcoat, leaving lottery head office on the day the jackpot was claimed. Sandra is getting closer to revealing Billy's identity. Has he been right under her nose the whole time? The Man With The Mackintosh Overcoat is a fun, uplifting and inspiring story. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry, you might even cry laughing. Customer reviews "Great read - couldn’t put it down. Can’t wait for the next book. Loved the story line - the humor, the characters- I was invested from the beginning." Amazon.com "A real attention grabber. Loved this book and all its great characters. It captured my attention from the very beginning. I imagined myself as the winner of that lottery! What would I do with that money?!" Amazon.com "An absolute page-turner. I really enjoyed this delightful story. It was cleverly written with wonderful characters. The ending came as a bit of a surprise. I eagerly await a second book." Amazon.com The Man With The Mackintosh Overcoat is Available in Kindle and Paperback
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In a land where the sun and moon shared the sky. Pogpog the pig who loved to run and play with friends lived.
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Athena, now nineteen and keen to leave the rat hole behind, has traveled all the way to Alaska in the hope of a better life up north. What she doesn’t bank on is the massive culture shock that being a Greek-American in the icebox means, from experiencing the horrors of Eskimo ice cream to meeting Bambi- killers, hunters, and trappers galore. Told with raw honesty and emotional vulnerability, this true coming of age story recounts Athena’s struggle to fit in as she is surrounded by strange psychic energies, dangerous people, and food like she’s never experienced before. The fascinating world of restaurants and serving is explored in every hilarious and horrifying detail, with a cast of colorful characters from all walks of life, but not all of them are out to help Athena on her quest to build a brighter future for herself. Even when Athena thinks she’s found new friends and a surrogate mother to give her the support she’s never had, a dark presence still looms on the horizon. Up north is a dangerous place for a young lady alone. Something bad is coming, and Athena can feel it. Can she survive the harsh winters and even harsher life lessons that being in the icebox will throw at her?
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Captain Blackjack and his crew explore the magic of Atlantis, and they will learn about the legend, the history of the universe and will be tasked with an urgent mission to save the kingdom. They have to recover the enchanted trident taken by the evil raider Rocky Brazil, before it’s too late! Join the sea dogs on the second saga of The Adventures of Captain Blackjack. "Atlantis, the second instalment in The Adventures of the Captain Blackjack series by author Steve Lourenco is a children's illustrated book that takes you on a vivid adventurous journey to discover the legend of the hidden world and the history of the universe. The illustrations are bright, colourful and appealing and the story, very alluring and fun. The writing is lucid to facilitate comprehension by young readers. All over, a great book to get your child excited about reading and to get them into the habit of it!" Amazon.com Atlantis is Available in Ebook and Paperback
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School is tough, especially the first day. Whether you are a parent or a child, we don’t blame you for Whether it’s back to school, the first day of school, or a new school, this quirky and comical children’s Customer reviews
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The funniest Italian American comedy you will ever read is here! Sunday dinner at the Luchanni Family is the place where everyone gets a double Please come and join us for this funny new special episode!
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A heady cocktail of love, friendship and poolside shenanigans. "Lovely book, great read and perfect for reading on summer holiday while sneaking on some down time from the kids..." amazon.com Lauren Liebman, Olivia Johnson and Julia Kettle have been friends since school, but by the time they hit their late-twenties their lives have gone in different directions. Lauren is newly married but secretly miserable, Olivia is flying high and partying hard, while Julia is underpaid, eternally single and repulsed by her own body. But everything is about to change... A girls' holiday to the South of France unleashes a chain of events, which turn their lives upside down and put their friendships to the test. Available in Kindle and Paperback |
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200 pages of delightfully crude hand drawn characters matched with wonderfully inappropriate rhyming verses to tell their stories. A picture book for adults. Casual reading filled with toilet humor and guilty goodness that will keep you coming back for more Grab Your Copy Now. Click Here |
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"Random Thoughts & Incidents is amazingly hilarious. It tells the story we all have experienced one way or another. I started reading and couldn’t put it down! I can’t wait for the next edition; I really hope there is one!!!" Priya R. As a man, have you ever had to fake an orgasm? Have you ever had a day that you thought was a dream, and the next day you had no way to prove it really happened? Have you ever gone out with a woman that you met online, just to find out that she’s a little “too” interesting? Have you ever had a text conversation with a woman, that didn’t go as planned? “Random Thoughts & Incidents.” This book is going to make you think, make you laugh, and make you cry from laughing so hard. Read More and Buy Now. Click Here |
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"I really like reading it, it's funny yet it relates to some teenagers life and the role of a mum!!!" This story is about a cashier who loses his mind because of his crazy customers and his manager! This book is not only funny but meaningful by teaching a young adult a valuable lesson. He is welcomed to the "Real World" and has to work a "Nine to five job" as a cashier! Read more and download now. Click here |
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A willing town. An exciting new lottery. A witty journalist who could expose it all in plain view. If you like thought-provoking satire with laugh-out-loud wit, you’ll love Markas Dvaras' "The Plainview Lottery." Read more and buy now. Click here |
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Aaron Aardvarkian's past life and his outrageous adventures are revealed. Aaron courts Alisa Aleksandrina by email. She is a woman from Almaty Yeli, the land of the wild, tough, and spicy apples. Read more and buy now. Click here |
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Imagine there's a big race ... maybe the biggest, most important race ever! But just when you're expecting mighty contenders to appear, who should arrive but a bunch of clowns Who let these clowns in this race?! Never before have the candidates been more goofy and harebrained. Never have they seemed less qualified and fit for the job - like they are sideshow for the real race to come. But ... NOPE! These are really the clowns you get! |
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You want to be the very best, like no one ever was! Welcome to Pokémon Go: The Ultimate Guide to Pokémon Go Secrets, Tips & Tricks. Whether you are an absolute beginner willing to step up your game or an established user wishing to truly master Pokémon Go, in this book you will find everything there is to know about Pokémon Go. The game has many features and secrets. This book is designed to cover every single one of them. You’ll be the very best in no time! |
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Mel Blanc needs no introduction to cartoon and radio fans. He was The Master of the funny voice. For the first time ever, here is the ultimate biography, encompassing Noel Blanc's unpublished biography, with an introduction by Bugs Bunny, plus a complete (and Huge) credit list and discography. Over 700 pages. Indexed. |